This guy walks into a bar....

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This guy walks into a bar....

Postby Elspeth » Tue Dec 17, 2002 7:37 pm

This guy walks into a bar, and he sees a horse on a big platform in the middle. There's this sign at the bar that says, "Win a thousand bucks if you can make this horse laugh."
So the guy walks up to the horse, and wispers something in his ear. The horse starts laughing and laughing. So the guy goes over to thge bar, gets his thousand bucks and leaves.
The next week, he goes back to the bar, and the horse is still there. There's a different sign on the bar, it says, "Win a thousand bucks if you can make this horse cry."
So the guy walks over to the horse and unzips his pants. The horse starts to cry. The man walk s over to the bar to get his thousand bucks. The bar tender stares at him in amazement. "How did you do that?"
"Well, " the man replies, "The first day I told the horse my dick was bigger than his, and then today I proved it."
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Re: This guy walks into a bar....

Postby Irish Jeni » Tue Dec 30, 2003 5:26 am

Elspeth wrote:This guy walks into a bar, and he sees a horse on a big platform in the middle. There's this sign at the bar that says, "Win a thousand bucks if you can make this horse laugh."
So the guy walks up to the horse, and wispers something in his ear. The horse starts laughing and laughing. So the guy goes over to thge bar, gets his thousand bucks and leaves.
The next week, he goes back to the bar, and the horse is still there. There's a different sign on the bar, it says, "Win a thousand bucks if you can make this horse cry."
So the guy walks over to the horse and unzips his pants. The horse starts to cry. The man walk s over to the bar to get his thousand bucks. The bar tender stares at him in amazement. "How did you do that?"
"Well, " the man replies, "The first day I told the horse my dick was bigger than his, and then today I proved it."



:lol: Its very funny.
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Postby RegularAverageSean » Tue Sep 07, 2004 3:18 pm

LOL
A true hero can lie and be believed, but will choose not to

A true fool will spread lies and forget about them
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