This guy walks into a bar, and he sees a horse on a big platform in the middle. There's this sign at the bar that says, "Win a thousand bucks if you can make this horse laugh."
So the guy walks up to the horse, and wispers something in his ear. The horse starts laughing and laughing. So the guy goes over to thge bar, gets his thousand bucks and leaves.
The next week, he goes back to the bar, and the horse is still there. There's a different sign on the bar, it says, "Win a thousand bucks if you can make this horse cry."
So the guy walks over to the horse and unzips his pants. The horse starts to cry. The man walk s over to the bar to get his thousand bucks. The bar tender stares at him in amazement. "How did you do that?"
"Well, " the man replies, "The first day I told the horse my dick was bigger than his, and then today I proved it."

