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[Happy Ms]

Little old lady is sitting on a bench in Miami Beach. A man walks over and sits down on the other end of the bench. After a few moments, the woman asks, "Are you a stranger here?" He replies, "I used to live here years ago."
"So, where were you all these years?"
"In prison," he says.
"For what did they put you in prison?"
He looks at her, and very quietly says, "I killed my wife."

"Oh," says the woman. "So you're single"...

[shammy]

Happy Ms, thanks ...good one ha ha ha ha

[Happy Ms]

An old woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City
Office Building. A young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume, turns to the old woman and says arrogantly,"Giorgio- Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"

Next, another beauty gets on & also has an expensive aroma.She turns arrogantly to the poor old woman and says, "Channel No. 5, $150 an
ounce!"

Three floors later, the old woman is about to get off the elevator. She looks at both women,bends over, and lets out a most foul-smelling fart.

She leaves the stunned women in a cloud of funk, saying "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."