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Postby biggles007 » Sat Jul 30, 2005 9:51 pm

Two goldfish in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "Jaysus how do you drive this thing?"


Two sausages in a frying pan, one turns to the other and says "Jaysus it's auful hot in here", to which the other one replies "AHHHHH A TALKING SAUSAGE!!"


The fly that sits on the toilet bowl eventually gets pissed off.
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Postby guffie » Sat Jul 30, 2005 10:03 pm

oh dear!
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Postby biggles007 » Sun May 13, 2007 7:37 pm

Good
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