Find it Ireland

[Pixy*]

Two nuts run into eachother into the street and start a conversation. After a little chitchat they start talking about their education.

"I study logic" says the first. The second -not very bright offcourse- wonders what that is and the first tries to explain it with an example.

first: Do you have an aquarium at home?

second: Yes.

first: And is there water in it?

second: Yes, how do you know?

first: That's because I know all about logic. So, are there fish into the water?

second: (amazed) yes

first: You see. This is logic. It is the art of knowing things because you know things. I can go on and on like this all day. For example because you have fish at home I know you like fish.

second: Yes as a matter of fact I do.

first: And because you like fish you like all animals ... and because you like animals you like people.

second: (more and more enthousiastic) Yes, I like people very much.

first: Ah. And because you like people you like women ... and because you like women you like to sleep with them.

second: (in ecstasy) Incredible! And you know all this just because you study logic?

Armed with this new knowledge the second nut continious his way and after a while he meets another nut (the third) and immediately starts a conversation.

second: Hey, do you know what I have been studying?

third: No.

second: Logic. And I will explain to you what it is. Do you have an aquarium?

third: No

...

It remains silent for a few moments. You can actually hear the second nut thinking and after a while he says:

...

"Then you're gay!"